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emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

lil-bit-ghei:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

perfection

698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

cnnbreaking:

the most accurate picture of the retail industry